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Red River Shootout Part Deaux

Bevo vs The Sooner Schooner

Hook’em vs Boomer Sooner

Ok. Cool. Hook’em vs Horns Down

The Battle over the Red Bridge Reincarnated
Texas vs Oklahoma 12:00 PM est ABC AT&T Stadium Arlington Texas

This game promises to be a high scorin affair, which according to Zach Smith Tom Herman knows a lot about, with a lot of offense and no defense. The first game this year saw Texas defeat Oklahoma for their only loss by the score of 48-45. Oklahoma’s defense acted as a matador to Bevo and the Texas offense as Texas won in a last second stomach churning field goal by Texas’s kicker Dicker but that all means nothing now. With an Oklahoma win and a Georgia loss Oklahoma fans no longer have to worry about that kick to the d**k they will be in the playoffs. And that is why it is the #GAMEOFTHEWEEK!!!

Ok. Cool. Hook’em. Enough with the jokes. This game comes down to one thing as all astute observers know, who will score more points. But while watching lets enjoy some Great Plains/Texas cooking.

Red River Shootout Menu

Oklahoma Pulled Pork

Texas Smoked Brisket

Southern Creamed Corn

Texas Slaw

There is no other meal that should be consumed during a Red River shootout than Barbecue. That is because the first mention of the word barbecue in the United States actually came from a law that forbid the shooting of firearms at a BBQ. Oh and because it’s God Da*n delicious. BBQ has many origins the word is believed to come from the Spanish word barbacoa, the method of smoking meats though comes from 19th century Germans and Czechs settlers. And depending on where you are the types of spices and sauces used come from a variety of backgrounds including Native Americans, Africa and Mexico. So let’s take this opportunity as Texans and Oklahomans to come together and enjoy some BBQ. If your a Texas fan wash it down with some Lone Star beer and if you are an Oklahoma fan enjoy for that the first time in a long time you can now actually purchase and drink full strength beer and wine and that you no longer have dry counties as of October 1, 2018.

Lets Make Some Money

At 3-1 on the year it’s time for the Tiz to continue raking in the profits and I expect to be 5-1 after this week. The Red River is the major boundary between Texas and Oklahoma that has caused many of skirmishes between the two states throughout the years most famously the Red River Bridge War in 1931 when Oklahoma Governor “Alfalfa Bill” Murray won the battle bloodlessly by appearing at the bridge personally with his revolver in hand and scared Texas to back down (not all fact but pretty close). This is what I expect his descendant (don’t quote me) Kyler Murray to do on Saturday as both Oklahoma fans and my buddy Over Andy will be dancing in the Great Plains and Chanting Boomer Sooner on the way to a 55-31 victory. (Sorry to my mother-in-law who is an alma-mater of Texas but i know you don’t care about sports anyway so cheers to you) #EATDRINKSPORTS #SIZZLEBYTIZZLE

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