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January 1, 2019: It’s a New Year

Wipe the Records Clean

The Meal to Massacre your Bookie

Redemption Bowls

Start your New Year with a Bang

It’s been a long 2018, many of you have had great years and many of you not so great years. But I can assure you over the course of the last 16 days at some point you feel like you have contracted a case of what my cousin Mike calls Loseritis. I am here to tell you, I am here with a cure. Eat this meal tomorrow and not only will you bring in the New Year with a winning day but your year will be as fantastic as you could ever imagine.

Kielbasa and Sauerkraut and Black-eyed Peas

Kielbasa and Sauerkraut is known as a lucky meal in eastern Europe and the midwest of the United States. The pork in the kielbasa is the symbol of progress as unlike chickens pigs eat while moving forward, while the sauerkraut which is made of cabbage, which is green, symbolizes cash. Black-eyed peas which are actually part of the bean family originated over 5,000 years ago and have a long tradition in the African American community, they have also developed a tradition with Sephardic Jews as they misinterpreted one of the Rosh Hashana foods to mean Black-Eyed peas. Either way in the South Black-eyed peas are known to have a mystical and mythical power to bring good luck. With these two foods on the menu tomorrow morning how can we lose?!

New Years Day Bowl Predictions

Penn St -5.5

Kentucky has no offense but a good defense I expect a low scoring game with Penn St winning by double digits.

Mississippi St -7

If this was Iowa at home I would take them but I just don’t see them scoring enough points to stay in this game.

UCF +7

I love Coach O but UCF is on a mission to show they belong and even without their star quarterback I think they keep this game if not win, if your feeling xtra lucky maybe even sprinkle some on the ml.

Ohio St -6.5

Urban Meyer is known for his theatrics and fake illnesses so he will definitely want to go out on a high note

Georgia -11.5

This game could go either way, it depends if Georgia wants to show everyone they belonged in the playoffs or if they don’t care at all about this game because they feel its below them. I am betting on Georgia wanting to dominate.

That’s all folks. Now go get the ingredients, place your bets and collect. Thank me later and my Venmo is always open. #EATDRINKSPORTS #SizzlebyTizzle.

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